A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large
beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. ''Why so little,'' she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, ''Look, I should tell you
first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.''
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have
the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage
up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The
bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, ''New house, new madam.''
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then
thought ''that's not so bad.''
When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird
saw them and said, ''New house, new madam, new girls.''
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to
laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, ''Hi Keith.''
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Friendly parrot
[11-11-02] (UL by: John Doe) (1 KB)
Top 10 rated
2007-05-11 09:07:37 [80.62.237.5]
~ICO~: Haha!! Dritbra!!! Lite busted sju!
2007-03-14 17:13:45 [85.93.252.30]
meg..: hvorfor må alle være på engelsk?? og så
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange!?
2007-03-13 14:18:00 [195.0.202.162]
hei_sann: busted
2006-02-20 18:04:20
fetmule: good ice
2005-11-28 14:05:11