A guy finds a magic lamp on the beach. The genie informs him that he gets three wishes, but whatever he gets his wife gets two of.
''How about $1,000,000?'' he asked.
''You now have $3,000,000 in your joint account'' said the genie.
''I've always wanted a Benz, how about that?''
''In addition to a new three car garage, you have three Mercedes Benz.
For the last wish he had to think for a minute, ''...could you beat me half to death?''
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2007-04-28 00:04:43 [80.202.20.142]
...meij...: Da er du den eneste som har hørt den... vi andre har
bare lest den....
2006-06-22 20:00:40
haha: den var det kuleste eg har hørt !!!!!!
2006-02-16 14:53:15