| Two college roommates are about to go to bed.
The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend
sleeping over and to try to keep quiet, they
devise a code. His girlfrend will say tomato
if she wants him to go slower and lettuce for
him to go faster. As they begin to have sex,
the girl starts to moan, ''lettuce,lettuce,
tomato, tomato!'' The roommate on the bottom
bunk wakes up the next morning and says,
''Stop making sandwiches at night, you got
mayonaise in my eye!''
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Roommates
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Top 10 rated
2006-11-13 20:58:57
haha! ^^: konge!
2006-04-09 04:22:09
^^.: HAHA!!!
2006-03-25 21:02:46
Qmelle: drit bra da
2005-10-23 20:11:38