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[25-11-02] (UL by: John Doe) (2 KB)
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Conversation between George W. Bush and his National
Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice:
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of
the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought
he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the
new leader of China! Get me the Secretary General of
the U.N. on the phone!
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No!
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No! But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir!
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me
the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get
on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls,
too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in
the Middle East?
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Conversation with Bush...
Top 10 rated
2007-07-08 15:59:01 [86.127.16.33]
haha!!: dritt bra !!!! så domm er bush :P veldi veldi bra vits
* ler og ler*
2007-02-25 18:22:27 [89.10.32.112]
REMY: JEG ER SKIKKELIG TØFF!! JEG LIKER GUTTER:3
2007-02-03 18:52:05 [193.91.168.223]
Snake: fy F**n så bra!! *sår i halsen* =D
2006-08-16 20:53:46
DICK: MEGA BRA. DET VISER KOR DUM BUSH ER.
2006-07-29 21:24:09
Litt irritert...: Den var morsom ja, men er drit lei av disse type
vitsene! Hadde likte å se dere i styre jeg ò.ò Det er
jo ikke så lett! Hvis Bush var onkelen deres hadde dere
jo ikke hatet han =/ Uansett om jeg og er uenig med
valgene hans...Skjerp dere =/
2006-04-25 22:03:53
V: Drit artig! Flere sånne må vi få ;D
2006-04-01 14:15:58
Crypto9889: Kjempebra vits !!! Det beviser jo at Bush er dum! (
Eller bare at han har veldig dårlig hukkomelse og at
han kanskje er norsk??)
2005-12-21 17:17:30
Pålle P: KLASSIKER!!!
2005-08-02 16:37:50