The first passenger says ''I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died''. So he takes the first parachute and jumps.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says ''I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says '' I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die''. So he takes a parachute and jumps.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy ''I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute''.

The boy replies ''No problem, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag...''