| Detta är en riktig jobbansökan som någon skickade till en McDonalds restaurang. Det fina i kråksången är att de anställde honom!
Namn:
Greg Bulmash.
Önskad arbetsuppgift:
Tillbakalutad. Nä, men allvarligt, vad som helst. Om jag var i en position att välja så skulle jag inte söka det här jobbet över huvudtaget.
Önskad lön:
1480000 kr om året, plus några aktier och en allriskförsäkring. Om inte detta är möjligt så ge mig ett erbjudande så kan vi diskutera det sen.
Utbildning:
Ja.
Din uppgift på din senaste anställning:
Mål för småchefers fientlighet.
Lön:
Mindre än jag var värd.
Bästa prestation:
Min otroliga samling av snodda pennor och post-it-block.
Anledning till att du sa upp dig:
Det var ett skitjobb.
Vilka tider kan du jobba:
Alla.
Vilka tider vill du helst jobba:
Mellan 13.30 och 15.30 måndag, tisdag och onsdag.
Har du några speciella egenskaper:
Ja men de hör nog hemma i en lite mer intim miljö.
Får vi kontakta din nuvarande chef?:
Om jag hade någon skulle jag då skriva det här?
Har du några fysiska problem som hindrar dig från att lyfta mer än 25 kg?:
Av vad?
Har du bil?:
Jag tror att den korrekta frågan här är: Har du en bil som fungerar?
Har du fått några speciella priser eller uppmärksamhet?:
Jag kanske redan har vunnit på en trisslott.
Röker du?:
Bara om någon sätter eld på mig.
Vad skulle du vilja göra om 5 år?:
Bo i Bahamas med en äckligt rik fotomodell som tycker att jag är det bästa som har hänt sedan färdigskivat bröd. Jag skulle faktiskt vilja göra det just nu.
Kan du intyga att det som står ovan är fullt och riktigt enligt din kännedom?:
Nej, men jag slår vad om att du inte vågar bevisa motsatsen.
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