''No, really, I'm OK to drive.''
--I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
''I'm not used to these darts.''
--I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.
''You get this one, next round is on me.''
--We won't be here long enough to get another round.
''I'll get this one, next one is on you.''
--Happy hour is about to end....now drafts are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.
''I haven't seen you around here for a long time.''
--You stuck up little -----, too good for your old friends??
''Hey, where is that friend of yours?''
--I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.
''Lets get out of here.''
--I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley guy's helmet.
''Ever try a body shot?'' (female to male)
--If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?
''I don't feel well, let's go home.'' (female)
--You are paying more attention to your friends than me.
''I don't feel well, lets go home.'' (male)
--I'm horny.
''I've had like 10 beers already.''
--I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.
''Who's got the next round?''
--I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.
''Excuse Me.'' (male to male)
--Get the f--- out of the way.
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Grim: Hehe, joa, stemmer nok ganske bra noen av disse:P
2007-08-31 20:08:59 [88.89.4.156]
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