A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, ''Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?''
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, ''Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?''
The blind guy says, ''Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.''
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Blind man
[27-02-02] (UL by: John Doe) (0 KB)
Top 10 rated
2008-06-03 21:20:28 [193.217.49.74]
øy: fårstår det ikke
2008-04-13 13:13:42 [85.165.215.10]
kåre med håre: det suger
2008-01-30 14:32:59 [85.165.3.181]
piss meg i øre: piss meg i øre
2008-01-20 23:13:37 [88.90.232.197]
dj:
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: p
: p
2008-01-20 23:11:53 [88.90.232.197]
hele: Walla baija
2007-12-20 17:46:19 [193.217.19.97]
jeg er fra helv:
2007-11-25 17:59:54 [83.108.107.73]
yo: så dårlig
2007-11-07 14:55:56 [85.228.169.242]
je: ja jeg å
2007-10-08 15:06:39 [193.217.23.85]
DJ:
2007-09-17 18:26:46 [85.165.21.230]
DJ: de vitsene er bærs
2007-09-17 18:25:18 [85.165.21.230]
GAYLORD: DRITT DÅRLIG
2007-08-24 20:37:05 [193.217.188.72]
PDR: Dårlig...
2007-07-11 20:56:09 [195.189.142.234]
mhe: morro samt ....
2007-06-18 23:45:41 [217.77.42.155]
mog: eg kødder bare
2007-06-15 23:33:52 [89.20.247.8]
mog: det er
2007-06-15 23:33:23 [89.20.247.8]
mog: eg er einig med $vei9
2007-06-15 23:31:50 [89.20.247.8]
lenaherrevivel: trur du ja
det er så utrolig
eg vil ikkje ha 
du er så teit og idiot
det
2007-06-11 21:49:09 [193.75.58.121]
MOR TIL PUPP: JEG HAR RINGT TIL POLITIET
2007-05-30 16:00:07 [84.208.102.215]
PUPP: DERE ER NOEN DRETTSEKKER JEG SLADRER TIL MAMMA
2007-05-30 15:58:28 [84.208.102.215]
pupp: jeg tøysa jeg er norsk. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
2007-05-30 15:55:54 [84.208.102.215]
pupp:
hgbgsdxjsop jæi er engelsk va er dere
2007-05-30 15:54:20 [84.208.102.215]
ooops!: hehe...ikke bra ass!
2007-02-11 18:50:43 [88.90.170.252]
$0lv31g: drit dårlige vits ellår ka nå d va
2006-11-13 15:44:27
$vei9: Så morsomt, men ej tror ej glømte å le
2005-12-05 17:02:40