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[03-07-06] (UL by: John Doe) (0 KB)
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A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says "do you know me?".

To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my children."

He thinks back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful and says...

"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made out with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

Suddenly looking very uncomfortable, she said "No, I'm your son's math teacher!

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mohammad: hehe
2007-11-16 15:14:48 [88.88.130.141]

lise: drit bra hahaha
2007-10-30 15:46:37 [193.217.151.227]

Magg: HAHAHA!!! drit bra
2007-05-25 22:19:17 [85.164.105.93]

ceiva: HAHA!
2007-03-26 17:40:10 [84.48.37.192]

jonas: jonas skal ut da vi kom dit spurte jeg tove skal vi
snake

2007-03-20 14:05:21 [84.236.244.76]

jonas: hei jeg skal pule oline
2007-03-20 14:03:45 [84.236.244.76]

Mee<3: hahahaha!! **leer** herre! skje me å drete seg ut t
Moss da xD haha

2006-07-05 20:19:02

jehm: Poenget er vel at en lærer også sier 'my children' når
de henviser til ungene de underviser...

2006-07-03 23:01:23

Kevin: skjønte den ikke.. To which she replies "I think
you're the father of one of my children." ok... movin
on.. Suddenly looking very uncomfortable, she said "No,
I'm your son's math teacher! hva er hu nå????
????????????????

2006-07-03 21:13:02

frida: æsj.det står jo på engelsk
2006-07-03 19:58:54

meg: dust her og'!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-03 12:01:55

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