LITTLE BILLY ON... MATH:
Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got
an F in arithmetic.
''Why?'' asks the father.''
''The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6,''
replied BILLY.
''But that's right!'' says his dad.
''Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'''
''What's the fucking difference? '' asks the father.
''That's what I said!''
LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says,
-''Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words,
class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?''
BILLY says -''Mas-tur-bate.''
Miss Rogers smiles and says, -''Wow, little BILLY,
that's a mouthful.''
Little BILLY says, -''No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.''
LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR:
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher
asked for a show hands from those who could use the
word ''beautiful'' in the same sentence twice.
First she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
-''My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she
looked beautiful in it.''
-''Very good, Suzie,'' replied the teacher. She then
called on little Michael.
-''My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned
out beautifully.''
The teacher responded, ''Excellent, Michael!'' Then,
she reluctantly called on little BILLY.
-''Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my
father that she was pregnant, and he said ''Beautiful,
just fucking beautiful!'' |
Little Billy
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2006-06-10 19:52:00
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2006-05-12 23:56:53
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