''Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...''
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, ''Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.''

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and Johnny said, ''then Daddy and Aunt Jane............................ started doing that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Navy.''

Moral..... Some times you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!!