A guy finds a magic lamp on the beach. The genie informs him that he gets three wishes, but whatever he gets his wife gets two of.
''How about $1,000,000?'' he asked.
''You now have $3,000,000 in your joint account'' said the genie.
''I've always wanted a Benz, how about that?''
''In addition to a new three car garage, you have three Mercedes Benz.
For the last wish he had to think for a minute, ''...could you beat me half to death?''
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