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[09-07-05] (UL by: John Doe) (0 KB)
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Good: You decide to get married.
Bad: You have to pay for the entire wedding.
Ugly: You are getting married to a divorce lawyer.
Good: You are making out with your girl in a car in a dark
corner of a public park.
Bad: A cop car pulls right next to you and switches its
lights on.
Ugly: Your girl says, "Oh my god, it's Dad."
Good: Your wife decides to give you a lap dance for your
birthday.
Bad: She moves like a professional.
Ugly: You tip her a twenty and she looks disappointed.
Good: Your teenage daughter comes to you for advice.
Bad: About sexual positions.
Ugly: Involving more than one partner.
Good: Your daughter writes home from Hollywood saying she made
it into the movies.
Bad: As an extra.
Ugly: You find the movie in the backroom in an adult video
store.
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